I think it was Will Rogers, the homespun comedian, columnist and actor, who is probably unknown to most people under seventy, who once said something like “If a pipe was attached to congress you would have enough hot air to heat every home in America.”
If you attached a pipe to the Internet, by that measure you would have enough hot air to heat the entire earth under a suffocating cloud that would make the direst predictions of global warming a mere glowing ash in a spent bonfire.
I am a miniscule consumer of but an atom of what is out there in cyberspace. Normally, I “read” ten or more on-screen newspapers and visit about the same number of so-called information aggregators while browsing through countless other sites: each offering a gaggle of opinions from every spectrum of worldwide political bias known to man.
This usually occurs after I devote forty minutes or less to the home delivered paper edition of the New York Times, a habit I am unable to break after decades of effort. There is no rehabilitative cure for this malady although it does require a daily dose of blood pressure medication. It is only after this feeble attempt at comprehension that I tackle the informative treasures of the Internet. That takes another half hour of my time and I am not a speed-reader.
I note that I have just written four paragraphs and I would be quite surprised if a potential reader who has stumbled across this tome has “read” more than the first paragraph. To them I say welcome and stick around.
In fact, I truly believe that most people in our distracted society do not read past the first paragraph of a body of words. Perhaps I am exaggerating and should use sentence instead of paragraph. Considering the limitations of time, such a method seems to have a certain logic.
For example, when reading the New York Times, I have only to read the first sentence to know exactly what an editorialist or op-ed pundit is writing about. Same old same old. Nothing really new there. Editorials are ho-hum. Op-ed mavens are repetitive and predictable. This one is a self-righteous do-gooder. That one bleeds for the impoverished. This one can’t get Sarah Palin out of her craw. That one is universally nasty. That part of the pundit stew takes about five minutes. I’ll spend a lot more time with those wonderful offbeat feature stories.
When I visit the Huffington Post, I know at a glance what each blogger or alleged reporter has to say, usually by reading the first sentence. Once you’ve established the bias, you know exactly what’s coming next. Ditto for The Daily Beast and the various aggregators like Drudge. I do nose around for something new and original. Occasionally a nugget does emerge, but it is rare.
For those who are politically like-minded the reinforcement is salutary, like a warm shower, and the readership is likely to exceed the first paragraph, perhaps all the way to the third or fourth. None of this dismays the writer of this predictable word-bloat. The writer is so caught up in his or her own brilliance that he truly believes that the reader has stayed with him until the end of his effusion. Present company excepted of course. What in the world are you doing staying with me this far into my profound exposition?
Actually, if you continue to develop the “one paragraph” habit you could get so good at it that all you need is a single word to absorb the piece. Eventually, you might even be able to merely glance at the words and in a quick blur get the gist of the writer’s thrust. I am not yet at that stage, but I am getting there.
Of all those gajillions of words being pumped out in cyberspace and onto the imploding printed material, I am willing to bet the barn that most people “read”, perhaps the word should be “glance”, at less than the tiniest sliver of information. The irony is that those who earnestly spend the time at this ignoble occupation truly believe that they are well informed citizens able to make considered decisions on such items as polling, political candidate preferences and other matters that require their participation in the democratic process.
Perhaps I have inadvertently stumbled upon a strange phenomenon. I am beginning to suspect that there are far more writers out there than committed readers. I am astounded by the number of people authoring self-published books, both through e-books and print on demand technology without even considering the amount of composition that is being spewed out on the Internet via e-mails, text messaging and through the infinite social networking sites.
I assume these book writers follow the usual patterns: memoirs, spiritual musings, self-help, instructional material, children’s books, young adults and adult fiction in every genre imaginable. Indeed, they are easily uploaded by authors to all the publishing sites and are available for purchase. It is a thriving business for author exploiters.
There are more than half a million “books” being published every year in the English language alone. Over fifty percent of these titles are self-published with the other half or less published by traditional publishers. With the continued ease of publishing technology one could easily imagine this number to reach millions within a year or so with a backlist at some point in the future approaching over a trillion. Think of the dollar amount being expended, not only on producing the books, but also on the various marketing ploys required to get these books noticed by potential readers.
If we add to these authors the vast amount of bloggers that are pounding away on their keyboards, offering their various nuggets of personalized opinions and instructive material, you get a writing population that is staggering.
Consider, too, that these heavy breathing wordsmith’s are competing with a vast array of visual content providers, pointing their lenses at every manner of human adventure and concocting an endless menu of cartoon animation and you begin to understand that words might actually illuminate the imagination with far more power than the contrivance of the merely visual.
As for the primary subject of this essay, my first paragraph analogy may have a very short shelf life. With so much being written, I wonder if one’s judgment on reading further will be best served by creating an enticing title and, barring that, the mere look of the type of font being used as a reader’s lure.
To tell you the truth, I am overjoyed to see so many writers enter the literacy fray and I wish them luck in their effort to connect with readers. The next essay I write will be about readers to whom getting to the end of a book or blog is a sworn commitment.
As to how many “readers” have reached the end of this essay, I dare not contemplate. But for those happy few that have remained I hope they will consider the expenditure of their time useful.
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Mr. Adler is the author of 30 books including novels such as